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GG
Gaming
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A worthy contest, well fought.
GG WP
Gaming
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A fine battle, indeed.
EZ
Gaming
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Victory came most effortlessly.
Nice try
Gaming
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A valiant attempt, good sir.
You suck
Gaming
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Thy talents are most lacking.
Skill issue
Gaming
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Thy shortcomings are entirely thine own.
Get good
Gaming
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Pray, improve thy craft.
Noob
Gaming
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Thou art but a novice in these lands.
I'm carrying
Gaming
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I bear this kingdom alone.
Clutch
Gaming
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A triumph snatched from the jaws of defeat.
Throwing
Gaming
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Thou art delivering victory unto our foes.
Report him
Gaming
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Bring this knave to the council.
He's hacking
Gaming
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Surely dark sorcery is at work here.
Defend base
Gaming
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Guard our sacred stronghold.
Push
Gaming
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Forward, brethren! Press the assault!
Fall back
Gaming
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Retreat! Preserve thy lives!
Surrender
Gaming
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Lay down thy arms, warriors.
Stop feeding
Gaming
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Cease thy generous offerings to the enemy.
Heal me
Gaming
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Pray, mend these grievous wounds.
I'm low
Gaming
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My life hangs by the slenderest thread.
He's one shot
Gaming
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A mere breeze shall finish him.
Camping
Gaming
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The coward lurks within his wretched corner.
Rage quit
Gaming
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Thou fleest from thy defeat.
I lagged
Gaming
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My connection hath betrayed me.
I'm dead
Gaming
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Alas, I have departed this mortal realm.
Respawn
Gaming
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I shall presently return from the grave.
My bad
Gaming
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The fault, I confess, is mine.
Uninstall
Gaming
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Perhaps thou shouldst seek another vocation.
1 HP
Gaming
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A single drop of lifeblood remains to me.
One shot
Gaming
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Felled by a single, merciless blow.
Revive me
Gaming
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Pray, raise me from the dust, companion.
Rush B
Gaming
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All to the second gate, at full gallop!
Rotate
Gaming
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Reposition, friends. The battle moves elsewhere.
Flank
Gaming
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Circle round and strike them from behind.
Spawn camping
Gaming
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The villain waits at the very cradle of our rebirth.
Third party
Gaming
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A third host descends upon our quarrel uninvited.
Sweaty
Gaming
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This one labours as though the crown itself were at stake.
Tryhard
Gaming
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Behold, one who mistakes a pastime for holy war.
Smurf
Gaming
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A seasoned knight hides beneath a peasant's cloak.
Boosted
Gaming
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Thy rank was carried hither on another's shoulders.
Hard stuck
Gaming
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Thou hast dwelt at this rank since time immemorial.
Elo hell
Gaming
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I am imprisoned in a purgatory of incompetent allies.
Team diff
Gaming
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Our allies were simply outmatched by theirs.
Jungle diff
Gaming
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Our forest warden hath been thoroughly outclassed.
Mid diff
Gaming
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The middle road was won by talent, and not ours.
Tank diff
Gaming
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Our shield-bearer crumbled while theirs stood firm.
Healer diff
Gaming
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Their physician mends wounds; ours merely watches.
Feeding
Gaming
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Thou art keeping the enemy remarkably well fed.
Inting
Gaming
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This traitor perishes on purpose, and with gusto.
Griefing
Gaming
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A saboteur walks among us, ruining all for sport.
High ping
Gaming
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My messages travel by carrier pigeon this evening.
Packet loss
Gaming
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Half my commands are lost somewhere on the road.
Rubberbanding
Gaming
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Some unseen force keeps dragging me back whence I came.
FPS drop
Gaming
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The world now moves as a sequence of oil paintings.
Potato PC
Gaming
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This machine labours as though powered by turnips.
Toaster PC
Gaming
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I wage war upon a humble kitchen appliance.
Broken game
Gaming
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This realm was built by drunken carpenters.
Glitch
Gaming
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The very fabric of this world hath torn.
Exploit
Gaming
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A crack in the castle wall, most shamelessly abused.
Nerf this
Gaming
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The council must weaken this abomination at once.
Buff this
Gaming
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Grant this forgotten weapon the strength it deserves.
OP
Gaming
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Such power should not be permitted in mortal hands.
Meta
Gaming
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The accepted wisdom of the age, followed without question.
Off-meta
Gaming
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An unorthodox strategy, and yet it bears fruit.
Aim diff
Gaming
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Thy arrows wander while mine find their mark.
Whiff
Gaming
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Thou hast struck everything save thy intended target.
Headshot
Gaming
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Struck clean betwixt the eyes.
Deleted
Gaming
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Erased from existence before he could blink.
Team wipe
Gaming
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Not a single soul of their company remains standing.
Ace
Gaming
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One warrior hath slain the entire enemy host!
Pentakill
Gaming
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Five foes felled by a single glorious hand!
No scope
Gaming
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He struck true without so much as a glance.
Wallbang
Gaming
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Stone walls proved no shelter from that arrow.
Friendly fire
Gaming
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Thou hast slain thine own brother in arms.
Misclick
Gaming
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My hand betrayed the command of my mind.
Carry me
Gaming
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Bear me upon thy shoulders to glory, I beg thee.
bro
Internet
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My most esteemed companion.
fr
Internet
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Indeed, I speak the truth.
idk
Internet
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I confess, I know not.
omg
Internet
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By the heavens above!
WTF
Internet
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What manner of madness is this?
LOL
Internet
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Thou hast amused me greatly.
LMAO
Internet
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I am overcome with mirth.
gyatt
Internet
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Good gracious, what remarkable proportions.
sigma
Internet
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A man of remarkable independence.
rizz
Internet
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A most impressive charm indeed.
cooked
Internet
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Thy fate appears most unfortunate.
Bro is cooked
Internet
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My esteemed companion is beyond salvation.
We're cooked
Internet
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Alas, our fate hath already been sealed.
Let him cook
Internet
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Stay thy hand. Let the man pursue his craft.
sus
Internet
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Something most foul is afoot.
cap
Internet
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Thou speakest falsehoods.
no cap
Internet
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I swear these words bear no deception.
bet
Internet
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So be it.
based
Internet
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Thy conviction commands my respect.
cringe
Internet
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I recoil from this most dreadful display.
mid
Internet
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Remarkably ordinary, I must confess.
W
Internet
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A glorious triumph!
L
Internet
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A most lamentable defeat.
ratio
Internet
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The court hath judged thee most unfavourably.
yapping
Internet
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Thou hast spoken for far too long.
touch grass
Internet
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Venture forth and acquaint thyself with nature.
Go outside
Internet
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Pray, leave thy chamber and greet the sun.
Say less
Internet
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Speak no further; I understand completely.
That's cap
Internet
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That, good sir, is a bald-faced lie.
Lowkey
Internet
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I confess this quietly, and between us.
Highkey
Internet
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I declare it openly, for all to hear.
It's giving
Internet
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It doth radiate a most distinct energy.
Ate
Internet
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A performance of complete and utter mastery.
Ate and left no crumbs
Internet
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A flawless triumph; not a crumb of doubt remains.
Slay
Internet
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Thou hast conquered most magnificently.
Main character
Internet
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Thou believest the whole tale revolves around thee.
Delulu
Internet
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Thou art lost in pleasant fantasies.
Delulu is the solulu
Internet
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Sweet delusion is the surest path to glory.
Situationship
Internet
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A courtship with no name and no future.
Red flag
Internet
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A grave omen. Flee while thou canst.
Green flag
Internet
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A most encouraging omen indeed.
Ick
Internet
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A sudden and incurable revulsion hath seized me.
Flop
Internet
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A venture that fell flat upon its face.
Fell off
Internet
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Once mighty, now fallen from grace.
Washed
Internet
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Thy glory days are long behind thee.
Locked in
Internet
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I have entered a trance of terrifying focus.
Brainrot
Internet
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My mind hath been rotted by the scrolling tablet.
Terminally online
Internet
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This soul hath not beheld daylight in years.
GOAT
Internet
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The greatest of all ages, past and present.
He's him
Internet
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Behold, the chosen one walks among us.
She's her
Internet
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She is precisely who everyone feared she was.
Built different
Internet
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Forged from sterner stuff than common folk.
Aura
Internet
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An undeniable presence doth surround this one.
Negative aura
Internet
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Thy presence diminishes every room thou enterest.
Aura farming
Internet
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He poses for glory with shameless intent.
Aura loss
Internet
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Thy dignity hath suffered a grievous wound.
Glazing
Internet
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Thou heapest praise upon him like honey on bread.
Stop glazing
Internet
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Cease thy flattery; it grows unseemly.
Doing numbers
Internet
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The multitudes flock to this spectacle.
Went viral
Internet
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Word of this hath spread to every corner of the kingdom.
Algorithm
Internet
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The unseen oracle that governs what we behold.
Doomscrolling
Internet
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I scroll through endless calamity and cannot stop.
Lore
Internet
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The ancient history behind this matter.
Lore drop
Internet
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A new chapter of this saga hath been revealed!
Canon event
Internet
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A trial fate decreed thou must endure.
Side quest
Internet
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A diversion from our grand purpose, yet I must pursue it.
Plot twist
Internet
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The tale hath turned most unexpectedly!
Plot armor
Internet
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Fate itself refuses to let this one perish.
Villain arc
Internet
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Thus begins my descent into glorious wickedness.
Redemption arc
Internet
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The fallen one rises to reclaim his honour.
Core memory
Internet
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This moment shall dwell in my heart forevermore.
Receipts
Internet
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I hold written proof of thy words.
Caught in 4K
Internet
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Thy misdeed was witnessed in exquisite detail.
Exposed
Internet
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Thy secrets are laid bare before the court.
Glow up
Internet
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A most remarkable transformation for the better.
Unc
Internet
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Our venerable elder hath joined the conversation.
Bro is ancient
Internet
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This fellow remembers when the castle was built.
Bro is finished
Internet
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Our companion's tale hath reached its final page.
It's wraps
Internet
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The matter is settled; our cause is lost.
Pack it up
Internet
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Gather thy belongings. We are done here.
It's joever
Internet
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The end hath come, and it bears a peculiar name.
We won
Internet
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Victory is ours, by the grace of heaven!
Let them cook
Internet
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Allow these fine artisans to finish their work.
Who let him cook?
Internet
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Which fool granted this man access to the kitchen?
He thought he cooked
Internet
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He believed his dish a feast; it was gruel.
Bro thought he ate
Internet
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Our friend believes he triumphed. He did not.
You ate that
Internet
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Thou hast devoured that task with impeccable manners.
Sending me
Internet
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This jest hath sent me clean out of my senses.
I'm weak
Internet
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I am rendered feeble with laughter.
I'm crying
Internet
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Tears of mirth stream down my cheeks.
Be so for real
Internet
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Pray, be serious with me this instant.
Ain't no way
Internet
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Surely this cannot be so.
Wild
Internet
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Most extraordinary, and not entirely sane.
Crazy work
Internet
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A deed of astonishing lunacy.
Nasty work
Internet
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A most villainous deed, executed with vigour.
Diabolical
Internet
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The devil himself would blush at this.
Menace
Internet
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A scourge upon all decent society.
Unhinged
Internet
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This mind hath slipped its moorings entirely.
Feral
Internet
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Raised by wolves, and proud of it.
Goblin mode
Internet
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I have abandoned all civility and dwell in squalor.
Cursed
Internet
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This image bears a wicked enchantment.
Pog
Twitch
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What a most glorious spectacle!
Poggers
Twitch
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A spectacle of truly ludicrous splendour!
KEKW
Twitch
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I am overcome with uncontrollable mirth.
LUL
Twitch
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I laugh, and entirely at thy expense.
Copium
Twitch
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Breathe deeply of thy comforting delusions.
Hopium
Twitch
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I sustain myself upon the promise of unlikely fortune.
Malding
Twitch
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His fury hath consumed both mind and scalp.
MonkaS
Twitch
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A most dreadful unease hath befallen me.
PepeHands
Twitch
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Alas! My sorrow knows no bounds.
Sadge
Twitch
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A melancholy fate, indeed.
FeelsBadMan
Twitch
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A heavy sorrow sits upon my chest.
FeelsGoodMan
Twitch
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All is well, and my heart is content.
ResidentSleeper
Twitch
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Pray awaken me when something of consequence occurs.
Kappa
Twitch
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Surely I speak with complete sincerity...
Clueless
Twitch
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Blissfully unaware of the calamity that approaches.
Aware
Twitch
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Alas, the terrible truth hath been revealed.
W streamer
Twitch
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Long live our most gracious broadcaster!
L streamer
Twitch
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Our broadcaster hath brought shame upon the house.
W chat
Twitch
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Rejoice, good people! The assembly hath triumphed!
L chat
Twitch
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The assembly hath disgraced itself once more.
Chat, is this real?
Twitch
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Good people, doth mine eyes deceive me?
CHAT?!
Twitch
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GOOD PEOPLE, WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?!
Mods?
Twitch
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Wardens, I summon thee!
MODS!
Twitch
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WARDENS! SEIZE THIS KNAVE AT ONCE!
Ban him
Twitch
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Banish this scoundrel from our realm.
Permaban
Twitch
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Let this knave never again cross our gates.
Timeout
Twitch
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Remove this fool until his senses return.
Unban me
Twitch
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I humbly petition the wardens for my pardon.
First time chatter
Twitch
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A newcomer speaks for the very first time!
Lurking
Twitch
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I remain amongst thee, though silent and unseen.
Stream sniping
Twitch
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The scoundrel spies upon our broadcast for advantage.
Backseating
Twitch
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Cease thy counsel, for none hath requested it.
Clip that
Twitch
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Preserve this moment for the chronicles!
Someone clip it
Twitch
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Scribes! Record what hath just transpired!
Donate
Twitch
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Cast thy coin into the broadcaster's coffers.
Gifted subs
Twitch
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A generous patron showers the commoners with gold.
Thanks for the sub
Twitch
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My gratitude for thy most noble patronage.
Raid
Twitch
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Open the gates! A foreign host approaches!
We got raided
Twitch
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Our humble hall is suddenly overrun with strangers!
Stream is scuffed
Twitch
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This broadcast is held together by prayer alone.
F in chat
Twitch
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Pay thy respects, good people.
Spam W
Twitch
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Flood the halls with symbols of triumph!
Spam L
Twitch
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Flood the halls with symbols of defeat!
He cooked
Twitch
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By the heavens, the man hath prepared a feast.
Never let him cook again
Twitch
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Remove this man from the kitchens immediately.
We are so back
Twitch
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Rejoice! Our glorious age hath returned!
It's so over
Twitch
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Alas, all hope hath forsaken us.
Cinema
Twitch
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A scene worthy of the stage.
Absolute cinema
Twitch
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Behold! A masterpiece worthy of the royal theatre.
Peak
Twitch
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Never hath mankind witnessed greater excellence.
NPC
Twitch
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This fellow appears bound to a most limited script.
Streamer luck
Twitch
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Fortune shamelessly favours this wretch.
Chat made me do it
Twitch
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I merely obeyed the will of the people.
W mods
Twitch
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Our wardens have served the realm with honour.
L mods
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Our wardens have failed us most grievously.
Mods asleep
Twitch
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The wardens slumber, and the rabble runs riot!
Mod check
Twitch
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Wardens, make thy presence known.
Chat is wild
Twitch
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The assembly hath taken leave of its senses.
Chat is cooked
Twitch
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The assembly is beyond all hope of redemption.
Slow mode
Twitch
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Speak slowly, good people, one proclamation at a time.
Emote only
Twitch
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Words are forbidden. Speak henceforth in pictures.
Sub only
Twitch
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Only paying patrons may speak in this hall.
VIP
Twitch
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A noble guest of the court, above the common rabble.
Mod him
Twitch
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Grant this worthy soul the warden's badge.
Unmod him
Twitch
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Strip this warden of his badge and his dignity.
W dono
Twitch
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A most generous tribute to the crown!
Huge dono
Twitch
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By the heavens, a king's ransom hath been bestowed!
Sub train
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The patrons arrive one after another, like a royal procession.
Hype train
Twitch
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All aboard! Our excitement gathers unstoppable speed!
Prime sub
Twitch
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A patron who pays with coin they never noticed spending.
Ads
Twitch
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The town crier interrupts with his wretched wares.
Mic muted
Twitch
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Thy lips move, yet no sound reaches us.
You're muted
Twitch
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Thou speakest only unto thyself, friend.
Camera frozen
Twitch
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Thy portrait hath turned to stone.
Stream froze
Twitch
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Time itself hath halted upon this broadcast.
Buffering
Twitch
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The picture gathers its strength before it moves again.
144p
Twitch
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I behold thee through a window made of porridge.
Stream starting soon
Twitch
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Take thy seats, good people. The show shall soon commence.
We're live
Twitch
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Hear ye, hear ye! The broadcast hath begun!
Just Chatting
Twitch
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An evening of idle conversation and no quest whatsoever.
React content
Twitch
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He watches another's work and calls it labour.
Clip farmer
Twitch
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He performs solely for the chroniclers.
Chat bait
Twitch
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A lure cast to provoke the assembly.
Rage bait
Twitch
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A lure crafted solely to stir thy fury.
Dead chat
Twitch
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This hall is as silent as a crypt.
Wake up chat
Twitch
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Rise, sleeping assembly! Thy broadcaster needs thee!
Chat behave
Twitch
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Mind thy manners, good people, lest the wardens stir.
You're trash
Arguments
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Thy competence leaves much to be desired.
Who asked?
Arguments
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Pray tell, who solicited this discourse?
Nobody asked
Arguments
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Not a soul in this kingdom requested thy words.
Didn't ask
Arguments
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I made no such inquiry, good sir.
Nobody cares
Arguments
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Thy proclamation hath stirred not a single soul.
Shut up
Arguments
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I beseech thee, grant us the gift of silence.
Cry about it
Arguments
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Weep, then, if it eases thy troubled heart.
nah
Arguments
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I must respectfully decline.
Stay mad
Arguments
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Nurse thy fury, then, for all the good it does thee.
Cope
Arguments
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Comfort thyself with whatever tales thou must.
Seethe
Arguments
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Boil quietly in thine own resentment.
Cope and seethe
Arguments
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Console thyself and simmer in thy wrath.
You mad?
Arguments
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Doth something vex thee, friend?
Sounds like a you problem
Arguments
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That burden, I fear, is thine alone to carry.
Not my problem
Arguments
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This matter concerns me not in the slightest.
Get a life
Arguments
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Seek some purpose beyond this petty squabble.
Get a job
Arguments
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Find honest labour, idle wretch.
Sit down
Arguments
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Take thy seat, for thou hast been humbled.
Pipe down
Arguments
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Lower thy voice, lest thou wake the village.
Yapper
Arguments
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Behold, one who mistakes endless speech for wisdom.
Professional yapper
Arguments
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A master of the craft of talking without end.
Bro wrote an essay
Arguments
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The scholar hath delivered an entire dissertation unbidden.
I ain't reading all that
Arguments
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Thy scroll is far too long for mine eyes.
Happy for you or sorry that happened
Arguments
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I rejoice with thee, or mourn with thee, whichever applies.
Womp womp
Arguments
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How very tragic. I am unmoved.
Skill diff
Arguments
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The gulf between our talents is vast indeed.
Imagine losing
Arguments
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Picture, if thou canst, the shame of defeat.
Embarrassing
Arguments
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A display of shameful proportions.
Delete this
Arguments
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Strike these words from the record at once.
Delete your account
Arguments
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Remove thyself from this realm entirely.
Log off
Arguments
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Step away from the glowing tablet, friend.
Blocked
Arguments
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The gates are sealed against thee forever.
Muted
Arguments
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Thy voice no longer reaches mine ears.
Who invited bro?
Arguments
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Who permitted this stranger into our hall?
You're not that guy
Arguments
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Thou art not the hero thou believest thyself to be.
You thought
Arguments
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Thine expectations were sorely misguided.
Source?
Arguments
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Pray, upon what authority dost thou claim this?
Source: trust me bro
Arguments
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Thy evidence appears to consist solely of fraternal assurance.
Fake news
Arguments
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The town crier spreads falsehoods once again.
Delusional
Arguments
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Thy grasp on reality hath slipped entirely.
Projecting
Arguments
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Thou accusest others of thine own failings.
Keep crying
Arguments
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Weep on; thy tears move me not.
Hold this L
Arguments
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Carry this defeat, for it belongs to thee.
Take the L
Arguments
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Accept thy defeat with what grace remains.
Massive L
Arguments
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A defeat of truly monumental scale.
Common L
Arguments
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Yet another defeat, as is thy custom.
Rare W
Arguments
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A victory so rare the scribes must check their records.
Common W
Arguments
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Another triumph, as is our custom.
Huge W
Praise
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A triumph of the grandest order!
Massive W
Praise
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A victory for the ages!
Big brain
Praise
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A stroke of rare and cunning intellect.
Galaxy brain
Praise
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A mind so vast it hath looped back to folly.
Genius
Praise
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A mind of singular brilliance.
Clean
Praise
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Executed without a single blemish.
Smooth
Praise
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Graceful as a swan upon still waters.
Cracked
Praise
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This player's skill borders on the unnatural.
Nasty
Praise
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A deed of wicked excellence.
Beautiful
Praise
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A sight to bring tears to a poet's eye.
Perfect
Praise
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I have searched for a flaw and found none.
Chef's kiss
Praise
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Prepared to utter perfection, by mine honour.
Immaculate
Praise
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Without flaw, without equal.
Legendary
Praise
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Bards shall sing of this for generations.
Unreal
Praise
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Surely I dream, for this cannot be real.
Godlike
Praise
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Such power belongs to the heavens alone.
Too good
Praise
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Such excellence is hardly fair to the rest of us.
Deserved
Praise
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Justly earned, every bit of it.
Well played
Praise
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Thou hast played with great distinction.
Respect
Praise
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Thou hast earned mine esteem.
Fair enough
Praise
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A reasonable point; I concede.
Valid
Praise
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Thy reasoning is sound.
Real
Praise
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Truer words were never spoken.
Facts
Praise
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Thou speakest nothing but the plain truth.
Based take
Praise
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A bold opinion, and I stand beside it.
W take
Praise
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A most excellent opinion.
Hot take
Praise
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A bold proclamation, sure to stir the crowd.
Underrated
Praise
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Worth far more than the world believes.
Overrated
Praise
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The world praises this far beyond its worth.
Slept on
Praise
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A treasure the world hath overlooked.
Hidden gem
Praise
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A jewel buried where few think to look.
Instant classic
Praise
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Destined for the royal archives this very day.
Peak fiction
Praise
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The finest tale ever set to parchment.
Masterpiece
Praise
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A work of art beyond compare.
Banger
Praise
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A song to set the whole tavern dancing.
This goes hard
Praise
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This carries the force of a cavalry charge.
Fire
Praise
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Blazing with sheer excellence.
@everyone
Discord
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Hear ye, every soul in the kingdom!
@here
Discord
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Hear ye, all who are present!
Ping me
Discord
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Summon me when thou hast need.
Stop pinging me
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Cease thy endless summons, I beg thee.
Wrong channel
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Thou hast wandered into the wrong chamber.
Join VC
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Join us in the speaking hall.
VC?
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Shall we convene in the speaking hall?
You're deafened
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Thou hast stopped thine ears to all our words.
Screen share
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Reveal thy looking glass to the company.
Check DMs
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A private letter awaits thee.
DM me
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Send word to me in private.
Slide into DMs
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Deliver a bold and private letter of courtship.
Left on read
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My letter was received, and answered with silence.
Ghosted
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They vanished like a spirit in the night.
Typing...
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A scribe prepares his reply.
Bro stopped typing
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The scribe hath abandoned his quill.
Deleted message
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Some scandalous words have been struck from the record.
Edited
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These words have been altered after the fact.
Pinned
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Nailed to the town hall door for all to read.
Server dead
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This guild hall gathers only dust.
Revive the server
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Rise, forsaken guild, and speak once more!
Server owner
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The lord of this guild hall, sovereign and absolute.
Admin abuse
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The ruler hath employed divine powers with questionable restraint.
Mod abuse
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The wardens grow drunk on their authority!
Kick him
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Cast this knave out through the front door.
Invite link
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A key to the gates of our guild.
Add me
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Pray, count me among thy companions.
Friend request
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A humble petition for thy friendship.
AFK
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I must briefly depart from this realm.
AFK for a bit
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I step away a while; guard my post.
BRB
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Await me, for I shall return shortly.
BBL
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I shall return, though not for some time.
GTG
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Alas, I must now take my leave.
I'm out
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I take my leave of this madness.
See ya
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Until next we meet, friend.
Later
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Fare thee well, until another day.
Goodnight
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May thy slumber be long and peaceful.
GM
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Good morrow to thee!
I'm back
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I have returned from my wanderings.
Welcome back
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Welcome home, weary traveller.
Where were you?
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Pray, where hast thou been all this while?
Sorry I'm late
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Forgive my tardiness, the roads were treacherous.
On my way
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My horse is saddled; I ride to thee now.
Almost there
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I near the gates, friends.
I'm busy
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I am occupied with matters of great importance.
Can't talk
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I am presently indisposed; speak to me anon.
Call me
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Summon my voice when thou art free.
Text me
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Send me a letter when thou canst.
Sorry
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I humbly beg thy pardon.
All good
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No harm done; think nothing of it.
No worries
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Trouble thyself not, friend.
It's 3 AM
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Good heavens, the witching hour is upon us.
One more game
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A declaration rarely honoured by merely one contest.
One more game at 3 AM
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One final battle, I swear it upon my honour.
Last game
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This battle shall be our last. Probably.